tgirlgaming:

the last monster truck has died in captivity

groonklie:

weirdolesbo:

SALVATION

DAMNATION

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

koko2unite:

teacupmotif:

haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

yuri-nullification:

memorycycle:

this is our most destructive weapon yet

btc-official:

void-of-erebos:

btc-official:

btc-official:

pokemon loves just straight up lying about things so much. “this is binkabonkus one swipe of its claws can cut down an entire forest” and then its claws do like 12 damage

not even just stats either “the glowing bulb on bulbanjo’s head is brighter than the sun” and you can clearly see it isnt.

Magcargo

hold on i dont actually know that many pokemon let me look something up

pauliewalnuts:

pauliewalnuts:

joofers-the-red-deactivated2022:

heheh, don’t mess with christ, kid.

-paulir

Paulie.

spaghetti-trek:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

Im sorry but the mental image of someone’s packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

Joke’s on you all my posts are flops. You’ll never get me

Uh oh.

your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

darthmelyanna:

freifraufischer:

ALT

jkl-fff:

marxandangels:

Strange that it never occured to me. There are times I’ve been so upset that I’ve stamped around while cussing, that I’ve lain flat on the floor and groaned for as long as I had breath, that I’ve ranted my frustration aloud in an unhinged monologue, that I’ve swung my limbs about in a fury. All until I’d vented enough to just … resume my normal life.

And if I’d had not the privacy of my home, I’d either have had to bottle that all up … or open it all up where the public could scrutinize my every move. It really is a privilege to not be constantly on display like that.